Feat'rin'
comes another journal tag game. featured below are three of her best creations. The way it works is if you comment i'll feature you and link my three favorite deviations by you, but commenting also means you'll post this in your journal, with myself as feature #1. there are 18 spots, though i don't think that many people even visit. lez spread this around.1.
~Unidentifiable: [link] she couldn't make an "inside the box" approach if she meant to
~At Your Bloody Service: [link] the closest a single sketch has ever come to making me vomit.
~Startin' to Look Like Xmas: [link] just so nostalgic...
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~hidden tunnel: [link] I too keep an eye out for the pieces of fantasy sets hidden around us.
~saika Profile: [link] I wish I could better capture my characters...
~tucson sky: [link] The only redeemable quality about the place.
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~Random Blurb: [link] are there better perspectives than monstrous ones?
~Hypocrite: [link] Reading this makes me feel like a peeping tom.
~Small Sunset: [link] I'm not often a flower guy, but...
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~Dexter: [link] Have you ever seen a more pensive cat?
~Portrait: [link] it's like she handed SAI a magic camera and said "cheeeese!"
~Surrounding Mountains: [link] Perhaps the second redeeming quality
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You're my friend and i love you and all, but if we are ever chased by zombies, I am so tripping you
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-What a beautiful tragedy this love has become. It hurts me, but hell, least I can feel something.-
They were both just getting finished with their shaves,
when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.
The admiral shouted,
"Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"
The chief turned to his barber and said,
"Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer!
Now let's try it again!"
Officer: "Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"
A police officer pulls a Navy Chief over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Navy Chief Petty Officer: I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Navy Chief: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Navy Chief: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Navy Chief: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!
Navy Chief: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Navy Chief: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Navy Chief: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Navy Chief: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Navy Chief: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it.
The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Navy Chief: Yeah, and I'll bet the liar said that I was speeding, too.
jokes a couple of jokes to welcome you back into the world
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You're my friend and i love you and all, but if we are ever chased by zombies, I am so tripping you
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Activate interlocks!
Dynatherms connected!
Infracells up!
Megathrusters are GO!
what base are you on?
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You're my friend and i love you and all, but if we are ever chased by zombies, I am so tripping you
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Activate interlocks!
Dynatherms connected!
Infracells up!
Megathrusters are GO!
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You're my friend and i love you and all, but if we are ever chased by zombies, I am so tripping you
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You're my friend and i love you and all, but if we are ever chased by zombies, I am so tripping you
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